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I told you I'll be ready in FIVE minutes, stop calling me every half hour. The best collection of quotes and sayings for every situation in life.

Lol I could have used this quote everytime he complained when I was late

Discover fashionfreax, your fashion community. Awesome Style that combines : Marilyn Monroe style with MissKelebek.

my motto. Had to steal this from my girl @Lesley Howard I mean this is so me!

better late than ugly ;) actually I usually just arrive ugly since I hate being late!

#CollegeProblems

This was the summer of Dexter, Sons of Anarchy and the end of Breaking Bad. Now, kid 1 and hubby are on Prison Break.

Jesus take the wheel!

When you wanna throatpunch someone but you trying to get right with The Lord

Love this! She was awesome...

Marilyn Monroe - Funny quote: Your clothes should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to show you're a lady

Life isn't a fairytale. If you lose your shoe at midnight you might want to slow down on the tequila.

Funny Drinking Ecard: Life isn't a fairytale. If you lose your shoe at midnight you might want to slow down on the tequila.

Ha!!

When women wear make-up they're basically lying to us. I do not see why I am being blamed for a man stupid enough to think I have gold sparkly eyelids :D :D :D

The funny part being that this exact thing is what sometimes sends me into anxiety overload!!!

You are not responding in the wat I imagined you would respond when I acted out this conversation in my head. Stop it. Your eCards

Verbal release therapy

Some call it bitching. I call it Verbal Release Therapy. It's all about perspective, lol!

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Marilyn Monroe Quote (About ugly typography two-faced turquoise pretty personality)

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Free and Funny Confession Ecard: I always want only two things: lose weight and eat.

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