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Alcohol is a solution

"Not to get technical, but according to chemistry - alcohol is a solution." Great excuse for a drink!

Be Happy Or Be Drunk

23 Baby Names That Make You Smile

OR maybe a happy drunk? cause usually when there's a drink In my hand, there's a smile on my face! :) add hockey into the mix and you have yourself a extremely happy girl.

@Miss Ridens @Glenda Denton @Daniel Craven @Bobbie Tidwell @Betsy Shelton

When people tell me "you're gonna regret that in the morning" I sleep in until noon, because I'm a problem solver. Not that I ever could sleep till noon

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I love asking kids what they want to be when they grow up because I'm still looking for ideas. Growing up is a lifelong process.


Dear Alcohol, We had a deal where you would make me funnier, smarter and a better dancer. I saw the video. WE NEED TO TALK.luv luv luv this!

Just like Jack. And then when they say yes, i'll do exactly what Jack did to Jamie, and go crazy.

Next time a stranger talks to me…

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lol It's not vodka either!

"Celery is water & not pizza.and this is why I can do without celery.


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Proven study

'a recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it' ~ fun stuff & laughter


The English language. I gave up spelling things correctly.I guess teaching kids to sound things out has ruined my spelling ability lol

Who hasn't done this! LOL

I don't pretend to be anything I am not. Except for sober, I 've pretended to be sober a few times.

I don't use autocorrect, but this is funny.

Frankly Autocorrect, I’m getting a bit tired of your shirt… yep that's me right there