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Love this Mint & Gray 'Tequila' Wall Art by Twelve Timbers on great for the kitchen

Lmao it'd be hard not to laugh at that but also sock you in the face at the same time

I am going to put the cape on me next time i get mad . and when he asks, I will tell him I am Super Mad. Sounds like a great way to laugh and make up. If it doesn't work, I will stick my tongue out at him.

I like my bars like I like my men: Stocked full of booze and sporting a terrific sense of humor. These bar signs made us LOL.

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OMG hahahahahahahahaha that is so funny and so explains my problems with my brother Austan. Some days, I wanna kill him with the chair. Not so much just hit him

This cracked me up!! Cheers!   ;)

Hakuna Ma' Vodka: It means no memory for the rest of your day. The Lion King meets drinking. Things for a laugh.

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