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At work: "No, we shit in the alley- bring a crack pipe! It gets cray-cray out there!

Oh girl, you know i'd do anything for a southern gentleman who say things like 'sweetheart' and 'darlin'.

A pet peeve of mine. the complaints of a run ragged stay at home mom. try being a single mother with a full time job. Or just a mother with a full time job. I've done both and can tell you which is more difficult.

I know what the problem is

Haha this is so true! Anth is one of few people I will actually talk to. I HATE talking on the phone.

some ecards, when someone says "STOP", i never know if it's in the name of love, hammer time or if i am supposed to collaborate & listen, lol

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When someone says "STOP" I never know if it's in the name of love, hammer time or if I am supposed to collaborate and listen. So funny

"We may feel dressed up, but all women know that maxi skirts are just crotchless yoga pants."

Maxi Dress for Fall

I love maxi skirts and dresses! "We may feel dressed up, but all women know that maxi skirts are just crotchless yoga pants.

It's Monday ...

sparks of the week: 9/22 -

And then she had the audacity to ask if I wanted regular or decaf. I said, ‘Honey, it’s Monday…don’t even play.

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"Money can't buy happiness, but I'd cheer up much faster sipping a margarita on the beach outside of my oceanfront mansion." - Funny but slightly true.

Not pole dancing, but regular dancing. This totally happened last weekend lol.

Ahh yeah, one of the reasons I don't drink often. Funny Weekend Ecard: Those five seconds where you go from tipsy to pole dance wasted.

OMG, how true.

I'm sorry that I got angry and said a lot of things that I meant but still should not have said. --this is totally me.

images of funny walmart sayings | Maegan Tingey walmart vs. target funny cause i'm pretty freaking sure ...

its true (not for me) I hate target its a bunch of people thinking they're better than you because they arent shopping at walmart. get over yourselves its target.

Damn I thought I could munch my way to those rock hard abs

I hate it when you open the fridge & can't find what you were looking for.like happiness & perfect abs.

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Free and Funny Friendship Ecard: I know you're my best friend because I'd shank a bitch for you.

Every STINKING TIME!!!!

So true! EVERY single time lol! OCD at the gas station pump.it has to land on the right number or I'm annoyed lol

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