Guessing this is real... everything sounds like stuff Bowie would say.
These Portraits Capture David Bowie At the Height of His 1970s Glory
VIII David Bowie – The Bewlay Brothers
David, Angie and Zowie (Duncan) Bowie, 70s
David Bowie. And his many style changes throughout his time. He's been called a chameleon. He's not changing to fit into the background but instead to stand out so pretty much, Bowie is the "anti-chameleon."