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I've never been a millionaire, but I just know I'd be darling at it! I love Dorothy Parker. I like her attitude.

This becomes even more important when you get older...lol!

Definitely teacher humor here! At least you get to pee at 3 when the kids leave! Nurses work 12 plus hours and don't pee. Teacher humor my foot.

No need to leave the house.......just stay in my pajamas----comforts of home!

i work in pjs. exercise in pjs, hang out in pjs. LIVE in pjs.

never forget though "No one can make you feel inferior without your consent."  Eleanor Roosevelt  fill the inferior with what ever someone is making you feel that you don't like. It's amazing when you realize you have the power to not allow those bad feelings in and sometimes you just need to cut those people out of your life.

It's amazing how quick your mood can change, how deep your heart can sink and how much one person can affect you

pintrest - fentybinder

This is so true. And I love that this is totally how most of my friends' stories start!

Sad, but so true!

In my closet.story of my life! i have been shopping all my life and still have nothing to wear Fashion Quotes

"Shut the Front Door"

I think I use gosh darn and meanie head,.well "meanie pants" more than swearing these days. cause swearing might make you feel validated, "meanie pants" will make you smile and laugh again and forget why you were upset in the first place.

I have an irrational fear of wasting a good outfit on an insignificant day.

Irrational fear.

"I have an irrational fear of wasting a good outfit on an insignificant day." Oh my gosh. This is so me. I thought I was the only one!

Thrifting to me is more fun than shopping at any regular big name store. It's like a treasure hunt :)

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Life would be a million times better if there were pinatas strategically placed throughout the day. [makes me miss Viva Piñata, the video game]

quotes about being different - Google Search

See friends, I am not weird! I am limited edition!I am weird.

Found your nose

HEY, I found your nose. It was in my business again. Seriously, mind your own business!

Or at least more common than stupidity has become....#foodforthought

Very true, unfortunately. (Although it should say, "I wish common sense WERE more common." Sadly, grammar skills have gone the way of common sense.

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