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Men are like bras… The good ones support you. And the bad ones leave you hanging.

A friend will be the designated driver. A best friend will hold your hair while you vomit on your ex's car. Happy B-day Bestie!

Oh yes.. way to much drama people! BE HAPPY!

Top 5 Funnies

So true! When people would ask what super power I wish I had when I was little it was reading minds.

I bake cookies and shit lol!

I'm a lady, but when I'm mad, I'm an evil, sadistic, demon spawned bitch from hell that'll make you wish you were never born. And when I'm happy I bake cookies & shit.

Uh oh, entering pet peeve territory - People who think they know me based on what they assume.   Please quickly reveal all of your assumptions about me now so I can see just what level dumbass I'm dealing with.

Funny Confession Ecard: That moment when you're supposed to be cleaning and you put on music and it turns into a dance party for one. Yup this is me!

Monday Coffee Logic

And then she had the audacity to ask if I wanted regular or decaf. I said, ‘Honey, it’s Monday…don’t even play.

As all our friends start popping out babies, let's go celebrate our empty wombs with frozen margaritas.

Free and Funny Congratulations Ecard: As all our friends start popping out babies, let's go celebrate our empty wombs with frozen margaritas.

Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: I bought a pair of Meatloaf underwear today. On the front they say 'I would do anything for love.' On the back 'But I won't do that.

I do!

Public toilet = flush with foot. I always use my foot to flush ALWAyS in public bathrooms

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