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As a woman, I feel too deeply and care too much. That's what makes my love so strong. That's also what makes me a real bitch if you fuck with me [or my family]. Sorry for the language!

lol.....sometimes I just eat there and avoid all that bullshit!

I+grocery store and Walmart! Hate going shopping. can't+tell+you+the+number+of+times+I've+fantasized+about+running+my+cart+into+the+heels+of+the+stupid+people+that+block+the+aisles+at+the+grocery+store.

A Man who does all the laundry and is a full time single dad is kinda really hot! #justsayin

Hubby, take note! Truth: Men who do housework. Get laid more often.

Curvy women I think I totally fit into this category and I love it!

Funny pictures about A woman without curves. Oh, and cool pics about A woman without curves. Also, A woman without curves.

#ecard

Funny Workplace Ecard: I use excessive sarcasm at work because punching someone in their fucking mouth is frowned upon by management.

Poor Destinee

There may be two sides to every story, but you're still a douche in both of them. Sounds like my ex f-ing asshole lol

#madevil #happyibakecookies

I'm a lady, but when I'm mad, I'm an evil, sadistic, demon spawned bitch from hell that'll make you wish you were never born. And when I'm happy I bake cookies & shit.

Funny!! No kidding

the lesbian couple that live a block or two over who have the landscaping that i love - one of their cars is COVERED in bumper stickers.so so funny! one of us is going to need to buy an electric car and get a bunch of bumper stickers.

Ecards

There are some things better left unsaid; but you can bet your sweet ass I am going to say them anyway.

: )

Ecard: If sex between 3 people is a threesome and between 2 people is a twosome. Now I understand why people call you handsome.

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