Okay, so Squidward is an unpleasant squid. But it's not hard to feel a little sorry for him. All he wants to do is play his clarinet (badly) in peace but instead he has the worst neighbors in the history of neighbors who always mess with his good vibes. He can't seem to get a job beyond employment at a fast food joint and he is constantly getting mocked by his much more successful rival, Squilliam. Like, Squidward sucks but so does his life.