Dog: What is it? Me: It's a tree. Dog: Can I eat it? Dog: *stares blankly* Me: What? Dog: I'm gonna eat it. Me: Once your ass gets a stomach ache I'm gonna let you stay there and grovel in pain because you should have listened.
“Daddy made me go potty in the rain. I got all wet. I paid him back by rolling around on his side of the bed ‘til his pillow and sheet were wet. I’m all dry now.” -Gigi Our chihuahua princess runs the.