Daily Odd Compliments/ "Remember that scene in Napoleon Dynamite, when Kip says "Yessss" after he knocks over nine bowling pins? because that's exactly how I feel when I see your name pop up on my caller ID.
Daily odd compliment: "You're so hot, you could melt the homes of polar bears. And even if you did, the polar bears would understand. That last part is not true, by the way. The polar bears would be upset.