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Quote on drunk ecard: I wish I had 'friends with benefits.' But the friend would own a liquor store and the benefit would be free wine.

Perfect girls

Quote on humor ecard: Perfect girls are found at every corner of the Earth.

This is one reason we're friends. We understand each others love for wine. @Lauren McGregor Downs

A girl's best friend Haha Funny Friendship Ecard: A good friend brings over a bottle of wine to share. A best friend brings two.

Hahaha sone people can make me do this others I won't go to the level that they are on!!!

google: oswaldtwistle flies waste fire negligence… shhhhhhhh!!!!!! pass it on :o) ARTHUR MORGAN?

Rottenecards - Don't underestimate me darling, I can go from Lady to Ghetto in seconds, especially if you mess with my husband and kids

Men see and think, Women see and think............

Men look at a woman's behind and think 'Wow what an ass.' Women look at a man's face and think the same thing.

Omg, I think this all the time! Lol!

Funny Confession Ecard: next time someone tells me to expect the unexpected I'm going to punch them in the face & ask if they expected that.

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FACT: 2 kids from 2 guys and has had multiple affairs with co-workers that are/were married or in a relationship while she was married.


Humor ecard: I'm not insane. I'm crazy with a side of awesome

Every day at work...

Rottenecards - Every day at work I wonder if this is going to be the day I accidentally scream, YOU FUCKING IDIOTS! out loud instead of just in my head.

Yup! There are those whom are asleep, resting up for a busy day tomorrow. Then there's me... awake... wine-in-hand... pinning.

There Are Those Whom Are Asleep, Resting Up For A Busy Day Tomorrow. Then There Is Me, Awake. Wine-In-Hand. Well almost.No wine just a glass of water.