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my mom always got asked that and wishes she had this comback:)
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36 funniest and hilarious parenting memes

Thif was too funny

Don't have twins but this was too funny not to pin.

Yea just thinking of all the times my mom has had that question asked to her

my mom always got asked that and wishes she had this comback:)

my mom always got asked that and wishes she had this comback:)

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Twin humor- I felt like saying this many times!

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Children cleaning their room.
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yep my kids when growing up children-cleaning-room

Children cleaning their room. more like cleaning, fighting, complaining, and playing

Children cleaning their room. (pretty sure this applies to some adults, too.

Funny Family Ecard: Your children while they clean their room: with stuff they just found. My Sister Lol

Children cleaning their room.

Children cleaning their room.
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Wow uterus. Sorry for not getting you pregnant. No need to throw a temper tantrum.
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I hate you stupid uterus.and ovaries.and fallopian tubes!

Some eCards: Wow, uterus. Sorry for not getting you pregnant. No need to throw a temper tantrum.

Female humor, there's just no way to make you uterus happy; don't get pregnant=cramps, do get pregnant= nausea and labor.

hahahahaha, I feel like this every single month! Cramps are a bitch!

Wow uterus. Sorry for not getting you pregnant. No need to throw a temper tantrum.

Wow uterus. Sorry for not getting you pregnant. No need to throw a temper tantrum.
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Then its a poor me party the rest of the time. .. I'm gonna be real nice about this.. .. get.over.it.
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To the ones who ruin it.

My everyday struggle with people who dont know me well.

Then its a poor me party the rest of the time. I'm gonna be real nice about this.

It's not as fun when you have to explain the sarcasm.

Then its a poor me party the rest of the time. .. I'm gonna be real nice about this.. .. get.over.it.

Then its a poor me party the rest of the time. .. I'm gonna be real nice about this.. .. get.over.it.
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Hahaha!
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Literally have said and thought this

Just a bitch

Hahaha!

Hahaha!
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I'm an artist. If it were science you would call me Doctor.
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Rotten E card images

Highest level of education completed?

Doctor in Sarcasm

I'm so good at sarcasm, people don't even realize I'm being sarcastic :P

I'm an artist. If it were science you would call me Doctor.

I'm an artist. If it were science you would call me Doctor.
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Say It With Sarcasm! So my life! Especially at work. Happens all the time!

Never wasteful. Hahahhaa that so mean and true some days.

Sarcasm is the humor in truth.and the best way to insult a stupid person without them knowing it.

These days there is just wayyyyyyyyyyyyy too mush to work with.

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We tipped the scale heavily toward the latter -- Lots of laughs, the occasional ER visit, but few regrets!  LOL

Great parenting lies somewhere between "don't do that" and "ah, what the hell". A lot of truth to this.

Please dont judge me for the ecards you see on my pinterest board. I have no control over the humour I find in them | eCards

Please dont judge me for the ecards you see on my pinterest board. I have no control over the humour I find in them

Please don't judge me for the ecards you see on my Kicks & Giggles board. I have no control over the humour I find in them ;

DIY Vintage Chic: Top Ten Tuesday ~ Sassy and Sarcastic ~ No. 16

Funny Reminders Ecard: I can tell by your sarcastic undertones, rude comments and sheer lack of common decency, that you and I could be best friends in no time.

LOL – Doesn’t take long to get that ‘lived in’ look again!

Funny Clean House Joke - "Yesterday I cleaned my house, which is dumb because we still live here.

Double Talker

Humor) 'It's a proven fact that women say twice as many words a day as men. That's because we have to repeat everything we say to them.

Are you really that unaware of yourself that you can't hear what you are saying and how crazy it sounds?

Kit Kat Chunk Brownies

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My favorite winter activity is going back inside and putting my pajamas on. Every day of my life!

I don't need a personal trainer so much as I need someone to follow me around and slap unhealthy foods out of my hand.  #funny #humor

funny ecards don't need personal trainer need someone to slap unhealthy foods out of my hand

I forget too. One night it was like 7:00 and I said "ok I'm gonna eat in 10 minutes". 10 minutes later I'm still on the couch so I tell myself "ok in 30 minutes I'll eat". I forgot. I literally went to bed in that time. I remembered when I woke up that I forgot to eat dinner.

I really laughed out loud on this one! This skinny girl just told me she "forgets" to eat? I just licked her face in case it's contagious ~ Joke All You Can

hilarisch, doe dat ook, maar deze uitleg is toch wel 100 x beter

More like three times! I lock up my car, I always press the button twice in a row to let all nearby thieves know I mean business.

I get hungry

"I have a condition that prevents me from going on a diet. I get hungry." Well I really do get faint and shaky if I don't eat often enough.

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