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Text to parents "2 grams for 40$" and then "sorry not for you"

What happens if you text your parents pretending to be a drug dealer?

What happens if you text your parents pretending to be a drug dealer? - bahahaha I was seriously laughing so hard from some of these! The last mom text message is hilarous: "FUCK YOU BRIAN" X'D X'D

My wife used this exact logic in this exact situation to get me to iron all my own clothes.  Plus, she stinks at it.

Funny pictures about Boyfriend Logic. Oh, and cool pics about Boyfriend Logic. Also, Boyfriend Logic.

Sarcasm

Thinking Of You Ecard: It's a rough day when you realize your sarcasm and dry humor is so advanced people just think you're an asshole.

They’ll never find it…

They’ll never find it…

I remember a similar refrain about my hometown, Woodstock, but I forgot it....How much wood would Woodstock stock if.....

Sign reads "how much whine would a wine drinker whine if a wine drinker couldn't drink wine?" Block signs are made from 1 thick solid white pine.

Toilet paper :oP

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: You Really Never Realize What You Have Till It's Gone. Toilet Paper Is A Good Example.

:D Not to mention all sorts of other cooking items that double as torture devices.

For men who think."A women's place is in the kitchen", Just remember, that's where the knives are kept!

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