Love it

"And you think Axe works to attract girls" Okay, this is the best thing I have read EVER. And I'm loving the kid (he has a sensible name, so what's not to love?

I don't know why, but I'm finding a lot of funny HP pins today. XD

I'm no wadjet part 42

It took 7 years to find his weakness? Dude would have been done in on day one if the Winchesters had been there.<<<sharing for comment

Can you imagine Hagrid in a muggle theater? Crushing three seats and crying in the back as the muggles are shooting at all the dragons?

Eve was watching the movie and she immediately begged Charlie for a Nightwing to train. She can not be trusted with a nightwing. This is Eve Snape, bringer of dusk, the revenger. DO NOT TRUST EVE WITH DRAGONS.

I think that the ravenclaw and slytherin could be switched bc the ravenclaw could break it because of an experiment and the slytherin would address the obvious

i will absolutely accept this as canon

I actually think Draco wrote it. It explains the "dark lord" and why he immediately blamed it on Ginny. But this is funny

And probably that there's absolutely no way he's working w/ Voldemort

Unfortunately this isn't exactly true, JKR said that dumbledore hired Lockhart so that he could teach the kids what not to do rather than what to do, but the post is funny nevertheless