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So ME! Hubby's co-workers can confirm that one! LOL!!!!!!

What can I say . I swear like a sailor & use please & thank you like a saint . I'm complicated. sounds a bit like me ;

There are many who need this installation.

Especially in moments of real anger. Truthful words hurt everyone. Then the retaliation begins.

This is literally me today (I'm still quite out of it XD)

Job & Work quote & saying And I just loooooove everyone! The quote Description And I just loooooove everyone!

For real!!! Get off the effing road during rush hour if you don’t work! That includes you stay at home moms going to meet your tennis crew for a damn coffee!!!

I can't wait to retire so I can get up at 6 o'clock in the morning and drive around really slow and make everyone late for work.

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Not all girls are made of sugar, spice and everything nice. Some girls are made with sarcasm, wine and everything fine

I'm Not Anti-Social. I'm Selectively Social. There's A Difference.

Funny I'm Not Anti-Social I'm Selectively Social T-shirt! Great tshirt for the anti-social! Available in various styles, colors and sizes.


Never insult me like that again. Better that you keep your mouth closed. I gave up my children as a sacrifice for my love for you! Never ever say I didnt love you again!

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