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London Eye - I crossed this off my list in 2005 with one of my best friends in the world.

Free and Funny Friendship Ecard: Bring on the warmer temperatures! Oh wait. I'm too fat for summer right now.

Haha i workout because i love sweets and i like to workout too i guess.  Decisions, decisions. Have no-sugar added desserts!

No Sugar Added - Skinny Desserts

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Chocolate Is A Salad: Chocolate comes from cocoa. Cocoa is a tree. A Tree is a plant. Therefore, chocolate is a salad. Can't argue with that logic.

My diet can best be described as, 'unchaperoned child at a birthday party.'

:) That's sounds great. My diet would be described as a child watching a birthday party through a glass window.all the time.

So me today running on 4 hrs of sleep! Got back from vacation yesterday, worked last night, picked up the pup, and went to work this am at 7. So. Much. To. Clean.

I feel like I should clean house, so I am going to lay down until the feeling passes.

Oh yes.. way to much drama people! BE HAPPY!

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So true! When people would ask what super power I wish I had when I was little it was reading minds.

i'm not paying for any hospital bills.

But then again I'm not sorry because I warned you that I can't be held responsible for any injuries I cause once I've been tickled.

I hate it when I plan my day and nobody follows the script

read the script people! This so me control freak lord I am aweful.

The inner monologue of a pinner.....

Funny Somewhat Topical Ecard: The Inner Monologue of a Pinner: 'I want to sew!' 'Wait, is that a mason jar?' 'Oh f*ck it, now I want cake.

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