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"If you don't have anything nice to say, come sit by me." Ouiser Boudreaux  :)

You drink too much. You swear too much. You have no morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend! Peck & Rowton your my besties!

Guilty As Charged!

how you doin'?I totally did read it in my mind in the exact voice of Joey! Oh how I LOVE Friends!

Totally me-- the first time I tried cooking I broke the mixer!

Why yes, I do set the smoke alarm off at least 5 times every time I cook dinner.

I used 2 do that to my DNA sharing "sister" when we were kids..apparently I didn't do it enough !

Tonight my husband and I went to Newks. I look over at him and a mosquito is sucking his left cheek. I tenderly with love slap his face. I say mosquito because it really was! I so thought of this quote!

from Isabella & Max Rooms

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