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Top 25 Funny Quotes for Boys

Top 25 Funny Quotes for Boys

Free and Funny Thinking Of You Ecard: I love you so much. Except when you snore and then I just want to punch you in the face.

I'm a mouse. Duh.

In girl world, it's the one night a year where you can dress like a total slut and no one can judge you. But I actually still judge you.

Be coffee! Lol

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I want this hoodie!!  I wear my flip flops all yr round!!!!!!!!

I'm just used to wearing my flip flops in the winter in ca. I don't like the east coast winter stuff.

Shh...learn to like it...

wedding vows ~ this is been our motto from day ONE! I love my husband so much for being the kindest person I have ever met.

"How much is this?" ...as they hold the price tag out to you...well, let's see, the tag says $24.99 so it must be $24.99.

So true! this is to funny! Until you work in customer service answering phones, etc. because there are seriously some stupid questions out there, that make you wan tto give stupid answer!

Bwahahahaha! Exactly.

Glad I don't snore. I suppose That's why most men wake like why do my ribs hurt, cause you snore and your old lady kicked you in the them while you were snoring.

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Free and Funny Cry For Help Ecard: Dear Fairy Godmother, Think you could bippity-boppity-boo me back to 17 years old and that awesome body I thought was fat?

My super power is that I think of the easiest and most efficient solution to a problem and I implement it. I call it, 'Common Sense.'

Funny Confession Ecard: My super power is that I think of the easiest and most efficient solution to a problem and I implement it. I call it, 'Common Sense.

the close relatives - I can't help it! These things make me think of you all!

Funny Flirting Ecard: There are some things better left unsaid; but you can bet your sweet ass I am going to say them anyway.

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Funny Confession Ecard: When a girl says she'll be ready in 5 minutes, she's using the same time scale a guy is when he says the game has 5 minutes left.

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I would literally dislocate both of my shoulders in attempt to get all of the groceries in the house in one trip.so true when you live in an apartment!

A man can sit up in a tree in winter weather and shoot a deer from 100 yards away right between the eyes, but then comes home and pees all over the toilet seat!

Free and Funny Sports Ecard: A man can sit up in a tree in winter weather and shoot a deer from 100 yards away right between the eyes, but then comes home and pees all over the toilet seat!