lol, I totally needed this when I was prego. I had to crawl through the passenger side door when I was like 7 or 8 months pregnant because some person parked so close to me. But not that people would even care to look!
have your doctor write down if it's a boy or girl and put it in an envelope. Take the envelope to a clothing store and pick one boy and one girl outfit. Tell the cashier to look inside the envelope and wrap the corresponding outfit. Wait to open it.