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Baking Because Murder Is Wrong (No Framed Poster or Framed Canvas )

No Framed Poster Description: High quality resin-coated photo base paper Satin photo finish, maximum color gamut, dmax, and image resolution Heavy weight (230 gsm); 9 mil base Ships in protective tube Lasts 95 years inside. 5 years in direct sunlight Framed Canvas Description: Frame is cover by printing Abrasion resistant surface easily stands up to the print production process, packaging, and handling Ready to Hang, Full Gallery Wrapped and Framed Canvas 16 mil, 310gsm; Fine weave (oxford…

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This is my eating time

Tony was so overweight that he couldn't climb the stairs. But he's lost more than 50 pounds thanks to a house full of dogs.

Anne Taintor: I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house. Retro Humor, Vintage Humor, Retro Funny, Funny Vintage, Vintage Ladies, Fee Du Logis, Housewife Humor, Divorce Humor, Anne Taintor

9 Thoughts Every Divorcé Has Had At Least Once

From custody battles to disagreements over who gets the dog...

Parenting may not come with a manual, but it definitely requires a sense of humor. These funny parenting memes perfectly express what it's like to raise children. Overwhelmed Quotes, Overwhelmed Mom, Stress Quotes, All Meme, Insightful Quotes, Inspirational Quotes, Dc Memes, Work Humor, Office Humor

"You don't have to be a martyr to be a mother."

"My mom told me this after I'd tried to breastfeed my son for months with no success. I was going insane trying crazy supplements, I wasn't sleeping, and my baby was crying nonstop because he wasn't latching correctly, but I kept trying to breastfeed him because 'breast is best.' I finally allowed myself to switch to formula after she told me that. Ever since then I've tried to remember that I don't have to stretch myself beyond my limits just so I can do the 'correct' mommy thing."—Miranda…

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Pop Open Fresh Tasting Coffee With Starbucks Fresh Brew

Muted with oil, the tumbling beans become eerily silent. A master roaster watches, knowing that if he pushes them a second too long, they'll burst into flame.