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Sometimes I look at my husband and think... 'You are one lucky son of a bitch.'

Funny Family Ecard: Sometimes I look at my husband and think. You are one lucky son of a bitch.

Forreal though...

People maybe think it's ridiculous that I wear makeup almost every day. And so I always wear makeup.

So true... LOL

Someday I'll be a 90 year old woman. With my same dirty mind and even dirtier mouth. It's going to be AWESOME.- I def don't have the dirty mind, but the dirty mouth is a diff story!

A good friend brings over a bottle of wine to share... A best friend brings two. One for me and one for you!

A girl's best friend Haha Funny Friendship Ecard: A good friend brings over a bottle of wine to share. A best friend brings two.

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Ese essay joke mexican Offensive jokes are fine as long as they are. I told my Mexican student to turn in his essay. "essay" sounds like "ese" which some Spanish-speaking people use.

Dit overkomt je als je met je beste soulmate bent Just priceless

That moment when you're laughing so hard there's no sound, so you're sitting there clapping like a retarded seal

"BOOBIES for breakfast"

My daddy is so jealous!; I had boobies for breakfast and he didn't; funny; cute; novelty

I'm a dream girl. Or, what's that called, when you're always tired?

Erg grappig! LOL.... gewoon NIET drinken

Dear wine, We had a deal. You were to make me funnier, sexier, smarter and a better dancer. I saw the video.I feel like everything I pin, I pin for us?

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