Friends are like panties. Some crawl up your butt. Some don't have the strength to hold you up. Some get a little twisted. Some are your favorite. Some are holy. Some are cheap. Some are naughty. And some actually cover your butt when you need them to.
Seriously! Or did you find everything you were looking for? Actually no, come to think of it now that I've emptied my entire cart onto the belt I think I'll go do some more shopping. Please hold one moment!