Royal Taste Royals have eaten strange things through the years. Kings and queens have proudly dined on fattened dormice, beaver tails, and a strange whale-produced substance that would infrequently wash up on Europe's shores, Ambergris. This being said, feasting on harmonious, fun-loving trolls just to feel a little joy seems to be taking royal food trends a little too far. King Gristle might not know how to find a bib that fits but he knows where to draw the culinary line deep inside his…