Last updated 3 years ago
Don't be like the rest of them, darling.
“There’s a box of Twinkies in that grocery store. Not just any box of Twinkies, the last box of Twinkies that anyone will enjoy in the whole universe. Believe it or not, Twinkies have an expiration date. Some day very soon, Life’s little Twinkie gauge is gonna go… empty.” Tallahassee predicted the end of Twinkies in 2009. Poor, poor Tallahassee. It’s not only in Zombieland that there’s a shortage…it’s come to real life. “Where are you, you spongy, yellow, delicious bastards?!?”