Life through drunk eyes

Dear Alcohol, We had a deal where you would make me funnier, smarter and a better dancer. I saw the video. WE NEED TO TALK- Lol!


'It's a shame people can't switch problems. It seems everyone knows how to solve anyone else's problem.

Woman quote...

And God created woman.It is hard to be a woman, you must think like a man, act like a lady, look like a young girl and work like a horse quote

Viagra - Rumag

Dutch humor: Those Viagra pills are really working! You are a bigger dick today than yersterday.