Simon Carley and his colleagues at the Centre for Evidence Based Emergency Care demonstrate an easy way to remove rings from swollen fingers using the strap from a doctor's mask. This is a good alternative to cutting off rings from patients' fingers.
Buy an old nightstand at Goodwill, paint it up, cut in half, and put one half on either side of the bed and screw into the wall. - Two nightstands from one.cheap and easy. I love the wall color and pink paint for the nightstands too!